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How Many Feet Does the Cosmos Have? Asking For a Friend.

Cosmos: Imma take your publisher.
Me: Fine, I’ll self-publish those titles. In fact, I’ll open my own publishing company.
Cosmos: No you won’t. That’s hard work and lots of money; you don’t like the former and don’t have the latter.
Me: Then how come I have this shiny new master business license, ISBNs, and reserved media place-holders prepared already?
Cosmos: You don’t know how to do any of the things.
Me: I can learn. Watch me.
Cosmos: Okay. *weg* Imma take your other publisher.
Me: That’s stupid. I just told you, I’m MAKING MY OWN.
Cosmos: *squint* Imma take your last tea bag.
Me: That’s pretty low, and you’re risking a punch in the cosmic schnoz, but I can go to the store.
Cosmos: Imma take your sanity.
Me: HA! All three ounces of it? Go ahead! It’s tainted btw. I’m fresh out of pure sanity.
Cosmos: All right, Writerghoulie. You’ve won this round. But I’ll be back in seven days to drop the other shoe.
Me: You just dropped four shoes. How many feet do you have, anyway?
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