Hooray! I will be appearing at Chapters in the New Fairview Mall in St. Catharines, Ontario from 1-4 P.M. signing copies of both Touched and Death Rejoices. Everyone is welcome to come see me.

<Except you, clown. Nobody invited you!> 

Things I will not be doing at this signing:

1. Juggling. I will not be juggling as I cannot juggle. It’s really quite simple. Stop asking me to, Sean King.

2. Taking my clothes off. I will not be doing this. Well, okay, maybe just a little. BUT NOT WHILE MY MOM’S THERE!

3. Picking your pockets. I didn’t do it at my last signings, and I’m fairly certain I can resist this time, too.

Things I will be doing:

1. Signing books. Any books, not just mine. Buy a book and I’ll sign it. What’s that? *listens intently to headset* I’m being informed I can’t sign other authors’ books. Poo. Can I still sign my own? Okay, that I can do.

2. Answering questions about future Marnie Baranuik books. I will give you ALL the secrets and spoilers (WARNING: this is highly unlikely. What is more likely is that I will make some shit up off the top of my head with no intention whatsoever of putting it in future books.).

How you’ll know me: I look like this  (probably there won’t be a tree in the way this time)–>