Well, my third book drops tomorrow, and the advance reviews are every bit as vehement as the reviews for my first two were! *whew* Such a relief. I was worried that my work had changed, or my taking risks wasn’t going to pay off, or something-something about <insert fancy literary term here> not being <other literary term> enough. But it’s all good. Check out these glowing endorsements!

“It’s…what? Awesome? It’s awesome. Now, can I take your order?” –Bernie, the waiter at Red Lobster.

“You’re famous, mom.”–some kid who says he’s my son. (He looks nothing like me, but I think he lives here.)

“I would have read it, but I don’t read.” –my dad, who reads. A lot. 

“It has SEX in it.”–my mom, pretending she doesn’t like reading the naughty bits.

“But I read the other two! When is it gonna stop?” –all my friends.

“It’s never gonna stop, is it?”– my shrink.

Well, there ya have it, folks! You should really click BUY tomorrow on THIS LINKIPOO and support Writerghoulie before she goes bonkers and starts talking about herself in the third person again. She does that. She’s a real pain in the bahookie.