{"id":3372,"date":"2016-11-09T12:25:32","date_gmt":"2016-11-09T17:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=3372"},"modified":"2016-11-09T12:25:32","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T17:25:32","slug":"you-need-cats-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=3372","title":{"rendered":"You Need Cats Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3373\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"phone-136\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-190x190.jpg 190w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-136-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Here are my animals, Cookie and Esme, wondering why I will not share pizza. I am a mean, mean lady.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3374\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-518-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"phone-518\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-518-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-518-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-518-190x190.jpg 190w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-518-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-518.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>This is Truffles, judging me and my reading material.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/13910_10154883721185276_4247432004558869789_n-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"13910_10154883721185276_4247432004558869789_n\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/13910_10154883721185276_4247432004558869789_n-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/13910_10154883721185276_4247432004558869789_n-143x190.jpg 143w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/13910_10154883721185276_4247432004558869789_n-60x80.jpg 60w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/13910_10154883721185276_4247432004558869789_n.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>This is Cookie, &#8220;helping&#8221; me write. Such a good helper.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3375\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-1186-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"phone-1186\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-1186-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-1186-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-1186-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-1186-190x143.jpg 190w, https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phone-1186-60x45.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Again, being oh-so-helpful, Cookie is guarding my work in case a wind gust were to snatch the pages away. Thanks, cat.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are my animals, Cookie and Esme, wondering why I will not share pizza. I am a mean, mean lady. This is Truffles, judging me and my reading material. This is Cookie, &#8220;helping&#8221; me write. Such a good helper. Again, being oh-so-helpful, Cookie is guarding my work in case a wind gust were to snatch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinions"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3376,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372\/revisions\/3376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}