{"id":2255,"date":"2012-12-14T11:30:18","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T16:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2012-12-14T11:30:18","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T16:30:18","slug":"threesomes-moresomes-mrowr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2255","title":{"rendered":"Threesomes & Moresomes *mrowr*"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>(AJ’s note: Brrr! It’s mid-December and cold-ish here in Southern Ontario, soooo I’m gonna get cozy & warm with this blankey, continue madly scribbling the grand adventures of our favourite spaz detective, Marnie Baranuik, and drink copious amounts of Earl Grey tea. However,\u00a0I’ve brought in a sexy, sassy, smokin’ guest blogger to amuse you and keep things hot-hot-HOT for us. It’s my pleasure to introduce you to author Cara Michaels, discussing threesomes & moresomes, and her new book, Their First Noelle.)\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Three\u2019s Company\u2026 In Our Minds, Anyway<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, how I love fiction and fantasy. We bipedal types are reasonably creative, occasionally clever, and pretty much always horny. At least, that\u2019s what I take away from the popularity of a certain trilogy of books which shall not be named, and the prevalence of skin-filled, just-this-side-of-porn TV and books everywhere I turn. In these dreamy, wondrous realms a threesome looks something like this:<\/p>\n

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\u00a0And let\u2019s be honest \u2013 Okay, I\u2019ll<\/em> be honest \u2013 if these fellas wanted to, I\u00a0wouldn’t\u00a0kick them out of bed.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Like plenty of people out there,\u00a0I’ve\u00a0had my moments of curiosity regarding multiple partners.\u00a0I’ve\u00a0even had a moment or two of reality, which is not nearly as sexy.<\/p>\n

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There were no furries or wizards, but\u2026 yeah. Awkward sums it up well.<\/p>\n

\u00a0But lusting after multiple amours is hardly new. In known history, Queen Elizabeth I is suspected to have engaged in sexually charged play with Catherine Parr (her stepmother!) and Parr\u2019s fourth husband, Thomas Seymour.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Remember that whole \u2018awkward\u2019\u00a0 thing?<\/p>\n

Yep. The threesome (or more) can get just plain awkward. Whether you\u2019re outted for fantasizing (like so<\/a>), embarrassed (or proud) to cross it off your bucket list\u2026<\/p>\n

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Or still wondering where all those hands and feet go when you all come together\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u00a0The situation can get pretty hairy. And I don\u2019t mean in the \u2018somebody forgot to shave\u2019 sort of way. Fortunately, we still have fiction and fantasy to make it oh-so-good:<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Blurb:<\/em> Elf Noelle Duncan thought life among the humans would be a nice change of pace after two hundred years in Santa\u2019s workshop. Instead, retirement is lonely and the prospect of spending her remaining centuries among humans doesn\u2019t hold much appeal. With Christmas approaching, she wants just one night to feel alive and loved.<\/p>\n

Kristian Winters and Nicholas Haversham are partners in business and love. They\u2019d like nothing more than to find a woman to share their love, but they\u2019ve yet to find one open not only to two lovers, but a pair with unusual appetites. Noelle is the only woman they want, and Nick isn\u2019t about to let Christmas go by without making their wishes known.<\/p>\n

Excerpt:<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cThis is your last chance to walk out the door, Noelle,\u201d Kris said, his voice rough. \u201cNow you have an idea what we want.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cStay the night,\u201d Nick said, \u201cand we\u2019ll give you all the pleasure you can take.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOn our terms,\u201d Kris added.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019ll\u2026hold me down?\u201d Her entire body tingled at the thought.<\/p>\n

\u201cTie you down,\u201d Nick said.<\/p>\n

\u201cTie<\/em> me down?\u201d Her breath caught. She\u2019d never imagined being bound for her lover. Being bound for two? Heat flooded her breasts, arrowed down to her thighs and the moist heat between them.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd up. Over. Around. How flexible are you?\u201d<\/p>\n

She laughed, clamping a hand over her mouth. A look back at Nick showed his hazel eyes dancing with mischief and hope. Kristian\u2019s dark chocolate gaze gave nothing away now. He\u2019d played his cards, as the human saying went, and let Nick tease her.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s more,\u201d Nick promised. \u201cSo much more.\u201d<\/p>\n

Nick trapped her hands once again, this time in just one of his own. He spun her against him. She sucked in a breath as her breasts collided with his harder chest. He scooped her hair into one hand, tugging until her head dropped back for his kiss. Struggling against his hold provoked a devilish grin from him and his grip tightened just to the edge of pain. He took her open mouth like a conqueror.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(About Cara:<\/em> Cara Michaels is a dreamer of legendary proportions (just ask her about the alien pirate spaceship invasion). Her imagination is her playground and nothing is quite so much fun for her as building new characters and new worlds with at least an edge of the fantastic. She’s writing whenever the opportunity presents itself and can typically be found tinkering with half a dozen projects. Occasionally all at once.<\/p>\n

Amazon:\u00a0http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Their-First-Noelle-Romance-ebook\/dp\/B00ANFO3XM<\/a><\/p>\n

Evernight:\u00a0http:\/\/www.evernightpublishing.com\/their-first-noelle-by-cara-michaels\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Connect with Cara: <\/em>Website<\/a> | Facebook<\/a> | Twitter<\/a> | Tumblr<\/a> | G+<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(AJ’s note: Brrr! It’s mid-December and cold-ish here in Southern Ontario, soooo I’m gonna get cozy & warm with this blankey, continue madly scribbling the grand adventures of our favourite spaz detective, Marnie Baranuik, and drink copious amounts of Earl Grey tea. However,\u00a0I’ve brought in a sexy, sassy, smokin’ guest blogger to amuse you and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guest-post"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2290,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions\/2290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}