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Daily Archives: July 14, 2011

Cadavertinis and Sweet Confessions

Me: I have a confession to make. Dentist: You’ve been eating sour Skittles again. Breathe slowly, count backward from ten. Me: Ten. Yes. Nine. I can’t help myself. Eight. I’m on a diet. Seven. Dentist: Good. Nice, deep breaths. Me: But I’m weak, doc, I’m weak and wayward. Six. I’m incorrigible, and disobedient and recalcitrant.¬†Five. That’s a great word, recalcitrant. Four. Also: I can’t resist temptation! Four and a half. So I compromised and only ate one Skittle a day.¬†Three. …

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