{"id":3228,"date":"2015-06-27T09:30:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T14:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=3228"},"modified":"2015-06-27T09:30:43","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T14:30:43","slug":"foam-sword-or-finger-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=3228","title":{"rendered":"Foam Sword or Finger Guns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Derek: What&#8217;s the plug situation at this cottage? Is it like, plugs and internet, or is it medieval times?<br \/>\nMe: It IS medieval times. You can have whatever you want, but YOU MUST BATTLE ME FOR IT, KNAVE. *pulls foam sword*<br \/>\nDerek: *unamused blink* No, but seriously?<br \/>\nMe: HAVE AT YOU, YOU ROGUE! YOU RAPSCALLION! YOU&#8211;other medieval-y thing!<br \/>\nDerek: Mom! Is. It. Medieval?<br \/>\nMe: Nothing is medieval. You&#8217;d have to pay extra if you wanted medieval.<br \/>\nDerek: Okay, how about pioneer? Are we living like pioneers for that week?<br \/>\nMe: I can say with full confidence that it is not pioneer-y. There&#8217;s a fridge and a stove and indoor plumbing and light switches.<br \/>\nDerek: But, what about wifi?<br \/>\nMe: There is wifi but you will be limited in its use.<br \/>\nDerek: Okay. Ian and I can swim and hunt for frogs.<br \/>\nMe: You can mosey on down to the waterin&#8217; hole, BUT YOU MUST GET PAST ME FIRST, PILGRIM!<br \/>\nDerek: Please, not the finger guns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Derek: What&#8217;s the plug situation at this cottage? Is it like, plugs and internet, or is it medieval times? Me: It IS medieval times. You can have whatever you want, but YOU MUST BATTLE ME FOR IT, KNAVE. *pulls foam sword* Derek: *unamused blink* No, but seriously? Me: HAVE AT YOU, YOU ROGUE! YOU RAPSCALLION! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinions"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3229,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228\/revisions\/3229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}