{"id":2945,"date":"2013-12-11T13:29:09","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T18:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2945"},"modified":"2013-12-11T13:29:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T18:29:09","slug":"todays-doings-yes-theres-an-i-in-that-word-this-isnt-a-porn-site-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2945","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Doings (Yes, There&#8217;s An &#8220;i&#8221; In That Word. This Isn&#8217;t a Porn Site Yet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday the 13th (of December, which makes it somehow less creepy, right? Though bad things do happen in the snow&#8230;) the price of\u00a0<a title=\"touched\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Touched-Marnie-Baranuik-Files-Aalto-ebook\/dp\/B009NIE5S8\/ref=sr_1_5?s=digital-text&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1386781198&amp;sr=1-5&amp;keywords=aj+aalto\" target=\"_blank\">Touched <\/a>will get the chop-chop and be available for only 99 cents, and will stay on sale until the 18th. If you&#8217;ve been waiting to jump into the series, now would be the time!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?attachment_id=2946\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2946\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2946\" title=\"1504086_10202050096548190_894369971_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/1504086_10202050096548190_894369971_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/1504086_10202050096548190_894369971_n.jpg 900w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/1504086_10202050096548190_894369971_n-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/1504086_10202050096548190_894369971_n-190x126.jpg 190w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/1504086_10202050096548190_894369971_n-60x40.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Need a mug with a frog on it? Love revenants? Want to think about your love of fangs while you drink some coffee? Of course you do. And I will make that easier for you with some Marnie loot at <a title=\"cafe\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/ajaalto\" target=\"_blank\">Cafe Press<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?attachment_id=2958\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2958\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2958\" title=\"i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug.jpg 350w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug-190x190.jpg 190w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/i_love_revenants_ceramic_travel_mug-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a>&lt;<em>White cup on white background. Ninja travel mug. Can&#8217;t see it until BAM! Coffee&gt;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In other news, I am recovering nicely from my knuckle-itis (is SO a thing) and have instead switched it up with some lower back pain. It&#8217;s painful, but at least it&#8217;s stabby. I mean, it&#8217;s not like I have job that requires me to sit. Or stand. Or walk. Or bend. I have <em>three<\/em>\u00a0jobs that require me to sit, stand, walk, and bend, two of which require me to drive&#8230;so there&#8217;s that. \u00a0Hopefully the anti-inflammatory meds that I&#8217;m taking for my knuckles and wrists will also help my back. If I&#8217;d known that writing was going to be hazardous to my health, I&#8217;d have taken out disability insurance. How does someone injure themselves so much sitting in one place? Man, I better get back into yoga.<\/p>\n<p>In writing news, Last Impressions is coming along nicely. I *think*<em> (SPOILER ALERT: SPOILERS AHEAD) <\/em>that people who want to see Marnie grow as a character will be pleased with her progress. She&#8217;s left a major distraction behind in coming to Canada for this case, and away from this presence, she&#8217;s seeing things more clearly, for the good and the bad. She has decisions ahead of her, and working far from home is giving her the opportunity to regroup and assess. I&#8217;m not saying she&#8217;s doing this WELL or without her usual goofiness<em> (this is Marnie we&#8217;re talking about) <\/em>\u00a0but there are efforts being made to tame her stubborn and sometimes compulsive nature, and see things more objectively. I hope that doesn&#8217;t give away too much. I had a GREAT time with some brand new characters and a new-to-me monster matter: ghosts. Yes, Last Impressions is (<em>not at all<\/em>) an\u00a0old-fashioned ghost story which tackles deep, spiritual issues<em> (nope, it doesn&#8217;t) <\/em>and pits our brave<em> (ha!) <\/em>heroine against fearsome odds. No, not Agent Batten&#8217;s zipper. Angry ghosts. Which Marnie faces with<em> &#8211;*choke, gak!* <\/em>Sorry, I tried to write &#8220;indomitable\u00a0courage&#8221; and I had to stop and giggle for a minute or two. Then I had to clean up the tea I spilled. She faces the threat the way she faces all threats: with coffee. And cursing. And donuts. And sometimes with science and witchy stuff, but mostly with the cursing. I&#8217;m having a great time with her here in Canada, and I see her returning in the distant future for more adventures in the Great White North.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s my news. How about you? Are you wrapping projects and presents? *toddles off to work on Today&#8217;s Dongs, my blog post for Christmas*<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?attachment_id=2980\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2980\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2980\" title=\"IMG_0092\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/IMG_0092-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/IMG_0092-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/IMG_0092-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/IMG_0092-142x190.jpg 142w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/IMG_0092-60x80.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>(Editor&#8217;s note: A.J. Aalto would like to thank her readers for an amazing 2013. She&#8217;d <\/em>like<em> to, but she won&#8217;t, because she&#8217;s kind of a bitch. Also, she&#8217;s forgetful and selfish. Also-also, she&#8217;s really super-busy ordering hooch, since she found out that local wineries will deliver to her home. So I&#8217;ll say it for her: THANK YOU, READERS!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday the 13th (of December, which makes it somehow less creepy, right? Though bad things do happen in the snow&#8230;) the price of\u00a0Touched will get the chop-chop and be available for only 99 cents, and will stay on sale until the 18th. 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