{"id":2611,"date":"2013-06-14T18:47:20","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T23:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2611"},"modified":"2013-06-14T18:47:20","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T23:47:20","slug":"daddys-little-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2611","title":{"rendered":"Daddy&#8217;s Little Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?attachment_id=2612\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2612\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2612\" title=\"185563_272783266161201_608732895_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/185563_272783266161201_608732895_n-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/185563_272783266161201_608732895_n-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/185563_272783266161201_608732895_n-190x126.jpg 190w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/185563_272783266161201_608732895_n-60x40.jpg 60w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/185563_272783266161201_608732895_n.jpg 849w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Me: Hey Mum, I don&#8217;t know what to get Dad for Father&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p>Mum: I heard something on the radio that might be good: why don&#8217;t you get him a card, and write in it what your favourite lesson he ever taught you was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: I suspect &#8220;thanks for teaching me that if I&#8217;m going to make chloroform, to do it in the back yard and not the basement&#8221; is an inappropriate sentiment for the occasion.<\/p>\n<p>Mum: Is it honest?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Well, ya. But&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: Is it heartfelt?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Very. But, Mum&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: Will he like it?<\/p>\n<p>Me: He&#8217;ll laugh his fucking ass off.<\/p>\n<p>Mum: *scowl* Language, Allison.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You get mad at the wrong stuff, Mum.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?attachment_id=2613\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2613\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2613\" title=\"560328_338770286229165_557776276_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/560328_338770286229165_557776276_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"279\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/560328_338770286229165_557776276_n.jpg 279w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/560328_338770286229165_557776276_n-190x140.jpg 190w, http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/560328_338770286229165_557776276_n-60x44.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 279px) 100vw, 279px\" \/><\/a>*grin* Happy Father&#8217;s Day, Daddy. Storyteller, rascal&#8230;chemist? You&#8217;re all kinds of things, and you&#8217;re definitely one of a kind. Love ya, Pa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Hey Mum, I don&#8217;t know what to get Dad for Father&#8217;s Day. Mum: I heard something on the radio that might be good: why don&#8217;t you get him a card, and write in it what your favourite lesson he ever taught you was&#8230; Me: I suspect &#8220;thanks for teaching me that if I&#8217;m going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinions"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2611"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2619,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions\/2619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}