{"id":2598,"date":"2013-05-24T13:06:51","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T18:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2598"},"modified":"2013-05-24T13:06:51","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T18:06:51","slug":"book-signing-at-chapters-st-catharines-ontario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ajaalto.com\/?p=2598","title":{"rendered":"Book Signing at Chapters, St. Catharines, Ontario"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hooray! I will be appearing at Chapters in the New Fairview Mall in St. Catharines, Ontario from 1-4 P.M. signing copies of both Touched and Death Rejoices. Everyone is welcome to come see me.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><Except you, clown. Nobody invited you!>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Things I will not be doing at this signing:<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Juggling<\/strong>. I will not be juggling as I cannot juggle. It’s really quite simple. Stop asking me to, Sean King.<\/p>\n

2. Taking my clothes off<\/strong>. I will not be doing this. Well, okay, maybe just a little. BUT NOT WHILE MY MOM’S THERE!<\/p>\n

3. Picking your pockets<\/strong>. I didn’t do it at my last signings, and I’m fairly certain I can resist this time, too.<\/p>\n

Things I will be doing:<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Signing books.<\/strong> Any books, not just mine. Buy a book and I’ll sign it. What’s that? *listens intently to headset* I’m being informed I can’t sign other authors’ books. Poo. Can I still sign my own? Okay, that I can do.<\/p>\n

2. Answering questions<\/strong> about future Marnie Baranuik books. I will give you ALL the secrets and spoilers (WARNING: this is highly unlikely. What is more likely is that I will make some shit up off the top of my head with no intention whatsoever of putting it in future books<\/em>.).<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>How you’ll know me: I look like this \u00a0(probably there won’t be a tree in the way this time)–><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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